TAI TAI CLUB PLEDGE
We, the aunties and uncles of Tai Tai Club
Pledge to show off all our cheapo stuff.
We pledge to love Jiamin, the useless President.
We pledge to love Serena, the lousy Vice President.
We pledge to love Yee Pei, the spastic Secretary.
We pledge to love Xueyun, the Financial Controller.
We pledge to love Yin Xue, the lame Events Director.
We plegde to love Meiting, the atrocious Assistant Events Director.
We pledge to love Jeremy, the noisy Bodyguard Director.
We pledge to love Jun Hong, the slacky Store Manager.
We pledge to love Yee Aun, the missing Member.
We pledge to meet for mahjong sessions regularly.
We pledge to meet up for high-tea sessions regularly.
We pledge to be there for one another.